His tongue can tie any knot in the world
His organ donation card lists his beard
Once, a shark bit him. After five days of pain, the shark died.
He once wrote a novel in semaphore
His mother's tattoo says “Son”
His licence doesn’t say “Master”, it says “The Master”
He only uses dots to transmit morse
He will never lose a game of chance
He mastered the Flying Dutchman, Twice
Once while circumnavigating the world, he discovered a short cut
He crossed the North Atlantic with only a paddle and his beard
The Sirens of Greece tie themselves to trees when his ship passes
The Kraken once asked him to pose for a selfie
When he whistles aboard ship the winds stop blowing
His glance alone tells Iron Mike where to steer
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