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Dead Slow Is Pro Shirt

Dead Slow Is Pro Shirt

Regular price $29.50
As a captain once said about maneuvering a large ship into dock;

“Speed is like salt,
Easy to put on
But hard to take off.”

Since those words of wisdom do not fit on a tahirt we decided to print another, shorter, nugget of nautical truth about the speed at which a ship should approach the dock; “Dead Slow Is Pro”.


This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed