His organ donation card lists his beard Once, a shark bit him. After five days of pain, the shark died. He once wrote a novel in semaphore His mother's tattoo says “Son” His licence doesn’t say “Master”, it says “The Master” He only uses dots to transmit morse He will never lose a game of chance He mastered the Flying Dutchman, Twice Once while circumnavigating the world, he discovered a short cut He crossed the North Atlantic with only a paddle and his beard The Sirens of Greece tie themselves to trees when his ship passes The Kraken once asked him to pose for a selfie When he whistles aboard ship the winds stop blowing His glance alone tells Iron Mike where to steer
This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) • Baby-knit jersey • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves • Tear away tag * Pre-Shrunk
*Despite shirts being pre-shrunk, the vast majority of 100% cotton shirts will still shrink after their first time in the washer/dryer. Either hang dry or consider ordering a size larger.