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The Saltiest Man In The World Poster
The Saltiest Man In The World Poster
The Saltiest Man In The World Poster
The Saltiest Man In The World Poster
The Saltiest Man In The World Poster

The Saltiest Man In The World Poster

Regular price $16.00

His tongue can tie any knot in the world
His organ donation card lists his beard
Once, a shark bit him. After five days of pain, the shark died.
He once wrote a novel in semaphore
His mother's tattoo says “Son”
His licence doesn’t say “Master”, it says “The Master”
He only uses dots to transmit morse
He will never lose a game of chance
He mastered the Flying Dutchman, Twice
Once while circumnavigating the world, he discovered a short cut
He crossed the North Atlantic with only a paddle and his beard
The Sirens of Greece tie themselves to trees when his ship passes
The Kraken once asked him to pose for a selfie
When he whistles aboard ship the winds stop blowing
His glance alone tells Iron Mike where to steer

 

These Museum-quality posters made on thick, durable, matte paper.
A statement in any room. These puppies are printed on archival, acid-free paper that is suitable for framing.

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