His tongue can tie any knot in the world His organ donation card lists his beard Once, a shark bit him. After five days of pain, the shark died. He once wrote a novel in semaphore His mother's tattoo says “Son” His licence doesn’t say “Master”, it says “The Master” He only uses dots to transmit morse He will never lose a game of chance He mastered the Flying Dutchman, Twice Once while circumnavigating the world, he discovered a short cut He crossed the North Atlantic with only a paddle and his beard The Sirens of Greece tie themselves to trees when his ship passes The Kraken once asked him to pose for a selfie When he whistles aboard ship the winds stop blowing His glance alone tells Iron Mike where to steer
These Museum-quality posters made on thick, durable, matte paper. A statement in any room. These puppies are printed on archival, acid-free paper that is suitable for framing.